I'm still confused...

I know what this is, and what its intended use is, but how the hell do you use it? Look at where the nozzle is located--it would shoot straight out at your ass crack, so theoretically you would need to sit down. But there is no lid, so you can't. Otherwise your ass is going to freeze on that ceramic bowl. I'll stick to toilet paper, please. This was taken in Scott's hotel room, and he claims to actually have used it. His take on this bodet(sp?)--"All those wall sits in school really paid off. You really have to levitate above this. It requires strong quads."