The King is here and he tastes like shit

Look at this Burger King. Looks sweet, right? Not really. Take a bite out of one of those halal burgers and you'll want something else. (For those who don't know what halal is, I explained it in an earlier post.) The fries and such all taste great, but I still can't get over the halal meat here. Notice the mopeds out front with the hot boxes. Those are BK's delivery machines. If you really, really need a halal burger and you're too lazy to go drive their yourself, they'll bring it to your lazy ass. What a great country!