Josh is gay for football

And actually, I was too at this point. There are only a select number of satellite providers here (there is no cable) that feed football, not futbol. The satellite provider we had didn't have any football AT ALL (or any MLB, NHL, NBA, WNBA, NCAA, BEG, etc...) So to make a long story short we had heard about this "dreambox" from some of our students. We had called a few weeks ago, and found out is was an insane amount of money. 100BD for the box, and 100BD for six months service. Well, we just happened to find the dreambox at a small hole-in-the-wall electronics store for 90BD for the box AND six months service. Let me tell you about the dreambox, ladies and gentlemen. It uses the Internet AND every satellite dish on your roof (on ours there is 12) to get well over 5000 channels. You heard me. 5000 channels. We can get every fucking channel you can ever dream of with this thing. It is sweet. And that's a huuuuge understatement. And the best part? Every 6 months it's only 45 BD. That's $119.25. That's less than my cable bill in Columbus for ONE month.