What the hell is the hose for??

I was going to omit this photo until the hose caught my attention. Look in the bottom right hand corner. That little sucker is for spraying your ass after you've dropped the kids off at the pool. Many, and I mean many, places here don't have toilet paper. You've got to use (if you're in a nice place) a bodet (sp?) , or, if you are in a common folks joint, a hose. In most restrooms here in the restaurants you spray your bad self over the toilet with a hose. At my place, I have the luxury of doing it in the shower. I have never used that nor do I think I ever will. Toilet paper, please. Oh, and speaking of which, someone send me Charmin Ultra. Since tp isn't a commonly used item here, the tp that's available sucks ass.