This isn't my post but I'm posting it anyway

This comes from the blog "Life in Bahrain." Click on that to go there, it's a funny as hell blog. Unfortunately they only post rarely so it's not one to check everyday. This post here was too funny to pass up sharing with you so here goes.

Straight from LiB Blog...

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

How LiB Came to be...

On the eve of our first anniversary -Yes it's been one year already and we can't believe it here, time really does fly- we will be telling you a hopefully interesting story on how LiB started. So sit back, get your fave drink ready and some popcorn, and here we go...

Once upon a time, there was a ninja in an SUV. The ninja drove a huge ass Land Cruiser but with her ninja mask on. She was very happy that she could drive because the parliament has fought so hard for her rights that they neglected everyone else's. Suddenly, ninjas were all over the place and caused mayhem on the roads.

Unfortunately, "ninja-ism" is a very bad cult in Bahrain. Ninjas think they are sent from heaven. They think that they are "the shit" in Bahrain and that no one has any right to say anything to them. I was never against ninjas and I always respected their choice in what they wear. But I was against them driving due to them being a fucking life-threatening factor in driving on Bahraini roads, as well as them having really fucked up mentalities where they want to impose their shit on others instead of either leaving people be or using civilized discussions.

So back to the ninja with the SUV, I was driving one day when I passed a GREEN traffic light. This ninja in the SUV suddenly cut the red light and came in front of me which made me hit the brakes as hard as I could. I didn't do anything but the fucking ninja honked the horn at me. WHAT THE FUCK? So you are the one who ran a red light and nearly hit me and then you honk the horn at me? What the hell was that? Oh God how I wished I had a baseball bat to show her who's boss. Check out this crappy illustration...


This whole ninja incident was the last straw in a series of incidents caused by ninjas and other assholes on the road, banks and ministries. People cutting lines, people being harsh and rude without having the right to do so, people thinking that only they have the right to do whatever the fuck they could like they have special priviliges, etc...

Complaining to the authorities who actually have no balls by the way did nothing. This is where I decided to expose them online and spread awareness about them and what social implications they cause. If society is morally corrupt to this extent, how are we supposed to build a healthy society where everyone helps one another?

And that was when LiB was born, the idea was introduced to a couple of close friends and they were in immediately. We decided to keep everything documented and take pics of incidents that we face or when we see things that piss us off about the bad people in our country which we love so dearly that having parasites like these makes us wanna fucking puke.

So thank you damn fucking ninja (DFN) for making it finally happen as it was something I wanted to do since 2001. The idea started as a traffic offenses website where offenders would have their pictures taken and uploaded to shame them.

We at LiB would like to thank everyone who contributed to our success. Either by being one of the assholes causing us to write about them or being our fans and supporters who made us go ahead as we discovered more and more frustrated people like us. Or to those who inspired us and sent us pics to write about.

We leave you with what we think ninjas will do next in Bahrain… So watch out and be careful... Because when you see a ninja, you should duck and hide, or else say your prayers for you will DIEEEEEE.‎