Little Sleazers

So I ordered Little Sleazers for the first time today, and I was pleasantly surprised by the similarity to back home. Most of the pizza joints here taste different (Domino's, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, etc) and I think that can be attributed to the fact that they use beef pepperoni. Sleazers, however, tasted great. What I really wanted was the crazy bread, and that was spot on except that the bread was shaped a bit differently. When I got the menu with my food I got a good laugh out of the back page. Check out the first picture. Notice anything unusual for the middle east? Pizza by the foot? Don't you mean pizza by the meter? :) The second page I scanned so you all can see what 90% of the menus here look like. Half is in English and the other half in Arabic. I hope it scanned with enough detail that you can notice all the grammatical errors such as "Onion Ring." Notice that they don't have diet colas here. It is Coca-cola "light." Also, what the fuck is a "Shirley Timple?"