Tow bedrooms and an entrance hole

The other week Frank told us about a villa he saw for under 300 dinars a month (which is piss cheap), so of course Laurie wanted to see it--and I'm glad I went as well. This piece of shit was exactly that--a piece of shit. While we waited for the Bahraini owner to show up, Ian got anxious and somehow made his way up on the roof (see pic 1.) One of the more interesting features of the house was the tree stump on the front porch. Apparently they chopped the tree down level with the railing. Not only did they leave it there, the last time they painted the porch they also painted the tree stump. See pic #2 with Rachel posing on said stump. And hands down the best part of the villa was the 'for rent' sign. Check this out. It has TOW bedrooms, TOW bathrooms, a store and my favorite part--an entrance hole. What the hell is an entrance hole??? I love broken English.