Super K, Arab Style

Spec-mutherfucking-tacular! The first night I was home Mikey thought it would be funny to go to KMart to get beer in his thobe. The pictures are enough, I really don't have to say anything:)

When we were leaving, a man behind us was spouting off all kinds of shit to which his wife replied "maybe they're having a toga party."

HAHAHAHAHA!

That explains why I didn't get drunk....

And another funny sign. Rachel noticed this while we were sitting at a red light--I've never seen anyone advertise for something quite like this. They don't tell you what it is, but they sure as hell let you know it doesn't contain alcohol. I assume it's supposed to be a fruity Zima type drink--sans alcohol. I wouldn't have guessed this contained booze to begin with if I saw it in a store (especially since you have to buy alcohol from the 'special' stores), but I'm sure glad the sign let me know that I wouldn't get buzzed from drinking Summer Freez.

Collage?

And this sign could start to explain why most Arabs seem to be dumb shits. All this time I was blaming the culture, the lack of proper parenting, etc when all along it appears the root of this problem exists in the educational system itself!

I hope this was just a typo. I'll laugh my ass off if that actually is the name of the college. This sign caught my eye as Rachel and I were driving around last weekend. Where ever there is construction happening, be it residential, commercial, whatever they have a sign like this explaining exactly what is being built. They're actually a good idea--I've driven past lots of things back in the states and wondered what the hell they were building. Here they tell you.

Good idea, bad spelling.